sometimes i feel like i have an incessant, lascivious, scattered, and unquenchable sexual appetite, and i feel like tumblr is to blame.
And I’m drinking til my friends stop annoying me.
trying to decide if i should go for a spin on the elliptical or bake a pizza or both. im hungry, but im tired of being fat. except i dont wanna work to be skinny. uuuugghhhhh maybe i should skrew the new car and use my tax return on cosmetic weight loss surgery … #fat boy problems #lazyyyyyy